google street view made half a cat i cant breathe
it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world
live long and prosper little dude
who wouldn’t want this on their blog?
I’m already here